It's time for my sixth annual Eurovision rankings! Last week should have been the first but since not all the songs were announced then this week will be a super-sized one with my eight least favorite songs from this year's group of 43.
43. BelgiumWitloof Bay - “With love baby”Reaction:The minute this song was selected I knew it would occupy the bottom spot on my ranking. The acapella with beatboxing is annoying and a little embarrassing. It sounds so amateur, even more than other songs this year that sound like a national broadcaster picked a random person off the street to sing. This is a song a school or community acapella group would perform at some local concert, not the winner of a lengthy national competition (to be fair the second place in the Belgian selection also sounds like an amateur night entry, but it wasn’t as annoying as this).
Also, the band’s name and the song title are almost the same! That’s only excusable if the song is actually good.
Best Part: The loud “WITH LOVE” at the intro, so you know to change to the next song quickly.
Rating: 1/5
42. RomaniaHotel FM - “Change”Reaction: This sounds really close to recent Danish entries, like “All Night Long.” It just plods along in its pseudo-Danish way, at best pleasant and at worst annoying. It never really gains enough energy or emotion to matter. The actual Danish entry beats it its “let’s change the world” message.
Best Part: Key change with heavier drum part.
Rating: 1/5
41. MaltaGlen Vella - “One Life”Reaction: I will give this song credit for being catchy, but it is so low quality that it sounds like something produced for a vanity label. Even after a few re-recordings the song still has bad audio quality. The bridge in particular is awkward and seems tacked-on. It seems the past few years Malta has wasted good singers on awful songs, and this is no exception.
Best Part: WAAAAAAAAN LAAAAAAAIF
Rating: 1/5
40. MoldovaZdob si Zdub - "So lucky"Reaction: What a fall from “Boonika bate doba.” This is a boring rock song that shuffles along in some parts and jumps all over the place in others. The trumpets just induce a headache instead of injecting it with energy. The only good part is the short sax solo, but it’s nowhere as epic as last year’s.
Best Part: Sax solo
Rating: 1/5
39. San MarinoSenit- “Stand By”Reaction: This song is so dull that it’s hard to remember how it goes. It’s good for falling asleep to at least. The backing chorus that comes in the last chorus is much too nasal and whiny.
Best Part: Intro?
Rating: 1/5
38.Georgia Eldrine - “One More Day” Reaction: If this could be compared to any song from that past few year it would have to be “Deli,” except that was better in every way. This song lacks an interesting melody and power in the vocals. The rap part is unnecessary.
Best Part: Chorus
Rating: 1/5
37. CyprusChristos Mylordou - “San aggelos s’agapisa”Reaction: Boooooring. Cyprus seems to alternate between boring entries every 2-3 years and this is one of the boring years. There aren’t really any repeating parts in here, and although there’s nothing wrong with that, there are a few other songs like that this year that do it much better. If you can’t remember how the song goes and there’s no “wow” parts why bother voting for it?
Best Part: The part that starts at around 0:50 that might have been a chorus
Rating: 2/5
36. GreeceLoucas Yiorkas Feat. Stereo Mike - “Watch My Dance”Reaction: This is a very mixed song. The sung parts are somewhat powerful but the rap part is awful. Both vocalists sing at a slow pace that sounds like they are tired or bored. The song goes along at the same boring pace, never gaining any tension.
Best Part: Chorus
Rating: 2/5
